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[nkstan]

> Date: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:10:14 -0800
> Subject: Fw: Government Assistance for Those 50 and Older/ I don't do many forwards
> > If you need another
> > laugh..open this
> > one..........................................John
> > Due to the
> > current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the
> > economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to
> > put workers of 50 years of age and above on early
> > retirement.
> >
> > This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People
> > Early).
> >
> > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to
> > be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After
> > Forced Termination).
> >
> > Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
> > reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering
> > Retired-Early Workers).
> >
> > A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as
> > many times as Congress deems appropriate.
> >
> > Persons who
> > have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income
> > for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings
> > for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
> >
> > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
> > SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
> >
> > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will
> > receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training)
> > as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on
> > the amount of **** they give our citizens.
> >
> > Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please
> > bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who
> > has been trained to give you all the **** you can
> > handle.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives
> > (E.V.I.L.)
> >
> > PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost
> > of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market
> > conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been
> > turned off.

[jackspratt]

Only 3 days late Stan

Re: A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

Postby Farang1 » February 20, 2010, 5:45 am
United States Congress

Solution to the Job Shortage

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the U. S. Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment............................

[trubrit]

Thanks for posting all those email addresses Stan, Can look forward to mountains of spam now . Is it possible for admin to delete them ?